Wet n Wild Morbid

I remember Wet n Wild back when I was a teenager, but a lot has changed with this brand.  Surprisingly, they don't have as big of a following as I thought they would, despite their new marketing campaigns - better packaging, a Twitter account that is quite active - Facebook and MySpace, and then their official website has all been overhauled as well.  They also have a VIP program where you can apparently get free products and I'm guessing coupons.


The "Craze" collection came out in summer of 2009, but I'm a bit late to the party.  These bottles are smaller than your average China Glaze or Zoya (0.34 fl oz instead of 0.5 fl oz) but the price tag reflects it.  I only paid $1.99 for this (and I got another bottle to be reviewed later).  One bad thing with a small bottle is a small brush too.

I seriously thought this brush was going to be the death of me, but thankfully it wasn't that hard to work with!  I don't have petite hands, but I don't have huge man hands either - but the cap settled nicely in my hand.  Reminded me of a big crayon.


Wet n Wild is big 3 free, and it appears from a link on their website that they do NOT animal test - so those of you who are really big on that, yay for Wet n Wild!


Morbid is a dark green with teal shimmer in it.  It's definitely a unique color.  In the bottle it looked like dark moss green to me - like, it's been swimming in a scummy pond for awhile, but on the nail, it reminded me of a dark cousin of China Glaze Emerald Sparkle!  I used a base of Seche Natural, 2 coats of Morbid and topped it with a coat of Seche Vite.

Here's Morbid in the sun - the shimmer almost looks like a microglitter from here (remember all pictures are click-able to show full size 450x600).  You can really see that murky green in the bottle there.

Here on the side, you can see how it looks more like a dark cousin of Emerald Sparkle.  It's a nice vampy green that looks really different from each angle you look at it from.  I was a fan.

And a shade picture - I'm having a bit of an issue getting my outer pinkie polished as you can see.  I'm still learning ^_^


Overall, I was happy with this, especially knowing I only paid $2.  My recent Walgreens trip for the new Sally Hansen HDs ended up running me $50 for all 6 bottles and that's not fun to swallow.  I could definitely see this as a good wintery (or even fall!) night color.  I also would like to try some Konad with it someday! 


Wet n Wild is located at a variety of drug and grocery stories.  You can use their product finder on their website [official website].

My Hair

I'm totally deviating from nail polish in this post to talk about my hair.  I started putting highlights in my hair when I started my freshman year of high school.  My hair dresser started cutting my hair when I was 3, despite a few years of not seeing me when I moved out of state.  I trusted her completely with my hair, and so she put in some cap highlights in a pretty light brown color.  From there, I just started playing a bit.  In my junior year, I went for red highlights, which I LOVED and on my graduation of college, I went for RED hair.  The salon I was going to, specifically used Redken products [official website].

College was the time of experimenting.  On top of going to the salon to get red and blonde highlights (including one "omg" moment when my hair turned out orange and blonde - not sure what happened there), I started playing with box dye too.  My favorite was Clairol "Herbal Essences" in Cinnamon Stick, which was a Medium Warm Brown.

In 2005, I started to shake things up a bit, by going BLACK.  So there is a story here.  I was a radio station DJ, and every year on "Dead Day" (the day before finals start), we held a concert for the University.  This year, my friends and I decided to dye our hair... me with black, Al with red, and Sonny was going blue.  We show up at the concert, and I was the only who went through with it.

Pretty much after this, I quit playing with my hair for about 3 years, and just let it grew out.  2008 was the year of "fun".  First I tried to give myself highlights from a box with a wand and ended up with this.

I also went red

And did red highlights

Then I quit playing again.


Well, this year I decided it was time to play again.  First I went and dyed my hair dark and got bangs.

Then last week I decided I wanted to go purple.  Now, purple is not a very easy color to achieve, and I wasn't about to do it myself.  I was really excited to let my new hair salon and stylist play with me, and even though I fretted about it for days, I figured it was enough fretting - this is just hair!  Look at how much I've abused it already!


The salon I go to now, Bella Bella [official website] uses Goldwell, and this process is called Elumen [official website].  The best thing was that it DID NOT SMELL BAD.  In fact, they make it a point to have GOOD smelling products.  Um, yay!  I wanted violet peek a boo highlights, so first, we took up one layer of hair and put it to the side and started the foiling off of my section to be bleached.  I did the "10 foil" method which meant I had 10 foils on each side.  Now, we were lucky, and my hair took to the bleach very well - we got a "10" on the lifting scale and I was left with some BLONDE hair.

Next it was time for the purple.  Overall the process took about 2 hours, and again, the smell was not bad at all.  Now, I don't have any pictures (yet) from the immediate results, but I've been taking TONS (as I find time) of my hair, which I LOVE.

Ignore my face, haha - you can just barely see it peeking through.

But surprise!!!!

I can totally hide it too.

I'm super happy with it.  This salon also told me stuff that I didn't know, like that moisture is HORRIBLE for hair dye.  So now when I get out of the shower, I quickly go dry my hair.  I also use the Elumen shampoo and conditioner only, so that helps too.  I'm super happy with it, and it's so striking.  These pictures were taken about a week later, so you can see that the color is still super vibrant.  This color should last 4-6 weeks before fading to a lighter purple, at which point I'll see where I want to go from there.  This isn't very cheap though - for the bleaching and coloring of 10 foils was $190, but again I'm very happy with it.


More nail polish coming tomorrow. ^_^

Fing'rs EDGE 31120

I really have a love/hate with fake finger nails.  I love to look at them.  In a box.  I hate to attempt to wear them. I picked these up at Wal-Mart for just a few bucks - maybe $5 at the max?  The only reason I got them was because they had stick-on tabs.  Again, I'm a no-glue kinda girl.

The design is pretty awesome!  They don't have names, just numbers so this is fing'rs EDGE 31120

Now you can also use glue, but um, no thanks.  There are 24 different sized sticker tabs that you first peel off the backing and stick it to your finger, but leave the other side of the sticker still on.

Can you already smell trouble?  The glue on the pointer finger started to SLIDE off my finger, as you can see right at the top (tip) of my finger.  Also, I picked a size too small on my ring finger, and it didn't even cover the whole nail.  Plus as you can see, the sticker just didn't "sit" right on all the nails.

I apologize for the bad picture quality - I took these in my office, right before bed.  I was going to give them the "sleep test" like I did for my Claire's nails... see how they hold up in bed.  You can see that the ringer finger was definitely too short, but also that the glue was bubbling weird on the pinkie.


I swear to you, not even 3 minutes after taking this picture, I spied this.

Houston, we have lift off!  I was a little shocked, but just decided to type a blog post out anyway, and then it literally just fell off.  Like, fell off.  Just "plop" onto my keyboard.  But that's not the only one.  My MIDDLE finger plopped off next - just fell off.  I looked at my thumb and it was lifting too, so I just touched the tip with my ring finger, and pop, it fell off too.

At this point, I was flat out annoyed.  I peeled off the remaining two nails (which were the only ones that stuck on) and went to go brush my nails off with all this gross glue.  How was it that the glue was massively STUCK to my nails, but didn't even PHASE the fake nails?  LAME.

Rating?  F.  Like, don't even bother.  What's worse, is I went to their website tonight, and the main site is definitely geared to younger girls [official website].  The pinks and purples, the young models, the girlie young fonts on the products.  Yeah.  It took me a minute to even find the nails I bought which is apparently it's own subdomain [EDGE official website].  They have a MySpace which REALLY showed me how "young" this stuff is marketed... loves Justin Timberlake, loves Paris Hilton... I don't know any 22 year old (the MySpace age on the profile) that has their head that far up in the clouds.  Apparently you can also sign up for a free sample on their website under "Be A Product Tester".  Go for it - just don't pay for this stuff... at least not the "tab" ones.  I can't comment on the glue - maybe it's the best ever!  OH I found it - they DO have a Twitter.  I'm very into companies being on Twitter... I feel it's MUCH more personal.  Well, they aren't going to enjoy this review - sorry Fing'rs [official Twitter page].

ManGlaze Sneak Peek

I never thought I was a matte person until I started seeing multiple postings of ManGlaze show up online.  ManGlaze is cruelty-free and big 3 free, and made by hand here in the States.  The best part is their owner and founder, Marc.  That guy is seriously a riot.  I mean it.  Check out his Twitter page sometime.


ManGlaze was launched in 2007 and claims to be the original matte polish.  I wouldn't doubt it, since I don't ever remember seeing matte polish prior to this - not in black or grey.  There are 4 stores that sell ManGlaze but unless you live in NYC, Chicago, or um, Greece (not sure how they got the stuff), then you can only find it on their website [official website].  Now I have to have my bonding moment - the name "Man Glaze" came from when Marc's friend Cory came back from a GWAR concert.  During the concert, GWAR has these anatomically correct cannons that shoot various bodily looking fluids at the audience.  In 2005, I got to go to the Sounds of the Underground tour and actually interview GWAR (this was back when I was a radio DJ and news director for a local tv station), and let me tell you... scariest and weirdest interview of my LIFE.  I also got to be in the media pit for their concert and I was THE ONLY PHOTOGRAPHER there.  Can you say "easy target"?  So I have a very ... frightfully funny memory of GWAR, needless to say.


Believe it or not, their customer base is about 50/50 with men and women.  Not only is is rough and tough enough for men, women love matte polish as of lately, and you can use a top coat and ManGlaze has a secret rainbow soft side (more on that later).  I really think ManGlaze and Cheeky Monkey Cosmetics need to combine their powers one day.  Now that would be something awesome.


Now I KNOW that there is 5 bottles out there of ManGlaze... but they are only selling 4 of them on their website, so you know - I bought the whole line.  The one that I didn't get was their "The Death Tar" which I believe is a matte black, but according to their website, the last bottle was purchased in October 2009, and Matte Is Murder was their new, more awful matte black.  So I purchased the grey matte "Fuggen Ugly", the matte top coat "#Matte Astrophe", the black matte "#Matte is Murder" and the silver top coat "Hot Mess".  Now I don't really know why, but my Fuggen Ugly cap was shorter than the others.  The bottle was the same, but as you can see in the first picture, it's got a short handle.


Now these bottles are not for the faint at heart.  The artwork is pretty out there, but hey, who's to say all polish is supposed to be pretty roses and whatnot?  ManGlaze DOES market to men, with its dark, matte color and finish.  I decided to use my AWESOME computer skills to make this animation of the bottle's entire label (and each bottle is covered completely in a label).  This is "Fuggen Ugly"

Now a few things that I automatically have loved about this brand.
(1) He answers his Twitter - frequently.  Granted he has "only" 1,013 followers, but that's still a LOT of followers to individually be answering a TON of those Tweets.
(2) The bottles are all designed at an angle.  As a former graphic designer, I can appreciate the little things like that.  Even though the bottles are square, all the artwork is so that you have to put the bottle in a diamond shape to see the label "properly".  LOVE IT.
(3) His website takes PayPal (!) as well as major credit cards.
(4) Shipping was FAST.  I purchased on May 11th (around 10 a.m.), and it was shipped on May 12 (at 2 a.m.!).  I received it by May 15th.  Hello, 4 days waiting for nail polish?  Very happy me.
(5) Shipping and handling is included in the cost of the polish.  Each polish is $6.66 and each top coat is $13.13.
(6) Everything was packed SO well, even to how the packing peanuts were arranged in the boxes.  Again, I'm very appreciative of the little things.

The polishes come in cardboard boxes that again, are stamped on the edges so you have to diamond it up to see it properly.


Also with my order, I got some free business cards (these rock) and some decal stickers.  I'm totally slapping one on my Guitar Hero guitar.

The fine print at the top of the back of the card says "Fill in your contact info below and give this card to someone kinda forty."  LOVE IT.

Check back for my reviews of each product - I was seriously happy with the way this stuff turned out.  And of course, I get to giggle and say "I'm wearing ManGlaze" whenever I walk out with this stuff on.

Sula Slate

Yay for more paint and peel!  Slate is a yellow brown creme color that I thought would be a great neutral for the office, or just when I don't feel like WOWing people with my nail polish (and believe it or not, that happens more often nowadays, hah).  Once again, I didn't use any kind of base or top coat, and used 2 thin coats, waiting about 2 minutes between coats so I wouldn't screw anything up.

I still think I'm just doing it wrong, because as you can see, there is some bald spots especially on my pointer and middle fingers.  I have considered more coats - I mean hey, it's paint and peel - where's the downside in this?  As you can see, it's just a nice yellow brown - nothing too crazy.

Oh shade - this makes the color look much more brown, and you know it just might be my skin that threw such a yellow cast in my pictures.  The application was nice and clean with this color, and I'm sorry I didn't have the official "Slate" image from the bottom of the bottle.  The stickers are clear with writing so it makes it quite hard to photograph - I'd prefer a white sticker with black writing.


Sula is available on their website [official website] or check the "Where to find Sula products" [link] page to see what stores carry it near you.

Disclosure: The product[s] in this post was [were] provided to me by the company for consideration.  For more information, please read this post.